Springer Fever

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Do you suffer from Springer Fever?!

This insatiable draw to walk the Appalachian Trail has taken over, what now? As the fever takes hold, individuals begin to look unkempt, have an uncontrollable stench, walk long distances without awareness of their surroundings, and have an increased appetite that is seemingly unending. The infected have been seen in towns near the Appalachian Trail eating unhuman amounts of ice cream. When in remission, victims of Springer Fever often admit that they were misserable with their surroundings, often in pain, and had an erie sense that it was constantly raining.

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This full color tee shirt is ready to serve as your everyday warning of the dangers of Springer Fever and the Appalachian Trail.